What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:48

Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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